The completely unknown AI "Arno" has predicted the results for the upcoming premier league season. The AI runs a series of similations based on advanced algorithms and statistics, and is made by a pack of superintelligent chimpanzees who is obsessed about football.

Personally, I think it's a bunch of bollocks, Steve Bruce said in a comment. "This is why I quit football", Arsene Wenger tells us. "They basically fired all the employees and replaced them with genetically modified chimpanzees. Apparently they are doing a great job too".

But not everyone is so pessimistic about this new technological wonder. "The computer told us that we would win the match 3-0, so the other team didn't even bother to show up", Jurgen Klopp triumphantly boasted. 


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